Because after last night's Waterloo-esque debacle on the Oscar's telecast, now today begins the long twilight struggle to repair William Shatner's Reputation.
I suggest an evening of readings from Shakespeare at the A.R.T. with some suitable patter to bridge the varied soliloquys.
I'd pay a hundred bucks to hear William Shatner read "Now is the winter of our discontent" at the A.R.T.
Proposed titles "Bill & Will, A Love Story"?
"Shat-n-Shake"?
The mind reels with the possibilities!