Wednesday, February 01, 2006

Last Night in the President's State of the Union Address

he said the following:
Tonight I ask you to pass legislation to prohibit the most egregious abuses of medical research – human cloning in all its forms … creating or implanting embryos for experiments … creating human-animal hybrids …

Damnit! If Congress acts on the President's request, my plan to create a race of Atomic Tigermen will be thwarted!!

What the hell kind of a wishy washy bluenosed nation have we become when a simple country boy with an M.A in Political Science (such as myself) can't pervert the laws of Man and God to Produce vicious human-animal mutants????
It is the Doctor Moreaus, the Lex Luthors, the Doctor Nos who made this nation GREAT and COMPETITIVE!

I urge the congress to PASS on the President's narrow-minded Anti-Atomic Tigermen Proposal!!

2 comments:

Kristine said...

Dreadful! I guess that means I'll have to cease production on the centaurs I've been putting together in the basement. Too bad, I was hoping to recreate that centaur scene from Fantasia.

Zolok said...

Indeed! And Hawkmen...and clay people this was a very bigoted proposal from the white house.